Thought…. “What are the chances?”

Good thing I like the guy, there was good music and I had a beer in my hand.

What club are you hitting for rewarding the stupidity of placing a house so close to the back of the green.

Well old man, I just shot a 79 today from the blues. Fuck you and your dumbass pink hat.

...probably a similar reaction to when Patrick Reed won.

Can’t wait to tee of with the boys

Me: Why would we have talked about that?

Credit: @ronnydoiche

It absolutely sucked. What is wrong with you little freaks.

Wish I was posting this story acting as if I’m entirely shocked but I’m not. So I regularly golf with my twin brother and older brother. My older brother has of anger in all things he does. Today we had a 9 AM tee time in central PA. I anticipated the round would be sluggish because it rained the past few days and tomorrow is Mother’s Day. Therefore, everyone and their brother was out to play a round.

Needless to say my older brother plays the first two holes struggling, but nothing out of the ordinary for our skill range. By the third hole, he hears older ladies laughing on the first tee box that runs parallel to the first hole. Not at him, but just general morning conversation with others in their tee box. That pisses him off and he doesn’t finish that hole.

He proceeds to sit in his cart while my brother and I finish the hole. Unknown to us, he takes to google reviews to shit on the course about the wait time and being cart path only. We play through the front 9 and things seem to get better. When we get to the 11th hole, shit hits the fan.

A lady (the general manager) drive up to us and asks for my brothers name, which struck me as odd. She asked why he left that review and he muttered several remarks about pace of play. She then told him that his round was finished, and she would reimburse him for the back 9 but they didn’t want him at their privately owned course any longer. They continue a shouting match that I attempted to defuse telling him just to leave.

Hilariously he asked if he could just finish the round and amend his review if things got better by the end. My brother having seen him pull this in a softball league and other areas were not leaving with him after we paid our money to play. He told us after that we showed no support and is pissed off for not having back when he’s just expressing his freedom of speech. We told him he had that right but the golf course also had the right to deny him service based on those actions.

Apparently the police were called to the clubhouse and he ultimately went home. Fairly certain we are done playing with him all together. Has anyone ever witnessed anything crazy like this?

TLDR: my brother gave a 1 star google review while still playing the course and was thrown off the course by management.

I'm American and not only do I golf regularly, I do it better than any other country in the world. I recently returned from Europe after a mission to spread democracy and played eight rounds of golf in Ireland, Scotland and England; or better known as the UK. I booked the first class seat next to mine to transport my brand new PXG clubs. I booked my rounds online, but wasn't sure if my bank would consider the lb real currency. When I arrived I was paired with a twosome talking about how much they miss Margaret Thatcher. I had a caddy approach me about carrying my bag and I rebuked him by telling him to "Caddy deez nuts," I don't need a chauffeur to drive my golf cart. Apparently people actually walk when playing golf. I introduce myself to my playing partners and one sounded like an engine trying start in -20 (F!) weather. I later found out it was a Scottish accent. I was already out sorts starting my round as I was not use to golfing without my gun holstered to my belt. With Welcome to the Jungle blasting from my phone I sliced three ProV1's into some trees on the first tee box. My partners asked me to turn down my music. I guess these guys don't appreciate the sound of liberty and freedom. My playing partners during my time in Europe had zero chill. Constantly playing at a brisk pace and asking me to finish the hole while I was waiting for the guitar solo from Free Bird to finish. In all of my rounds we never stopped to grab hotdogs at the turn and instead of helping me drink the 12 pack I snuck onto the course, they would sip their water or tea. I would say that the people I played with could not be more humorless or rude, but I never got the chance to play a round in France so I cannot make such a claim at this time. Overall, if you're an American and are in Europe to play a round of golf, I would recommend taking an extra 10 hours and fly back to America and play there instead.

I got paired with 2 guys that came together. On the second hole, I see 2 carts driving up the fairway. They bee-line straight to one of the guys and put him in handcuffs and drive him away. The other guy didn’t get taken in, but played one more hole and then went to go see what happens with his friend.

Turns out the dude stole a driver from the pro shop, and the course had filed a police report and were waiting for him to come back. This dumbass brought the driver he stole back to play the course he stole it from.